PMS And The Meaning!
I owe this on to someone I really like, she knows who I am talking about. She asked me to write about this subject so here it goes.
PMS: Meaning... Pussys Mad at Something. Anyone who ever experienced this terrible phenomenon from the third party perspective knows, you are always in a lose lose situation, as a man I might add. I compare it to 1 man in a room of 50 women watching the lifetime channel. You are basically screwed. Your opinion will never matter, or your existence for that matter. Forget about guys night out. You are a slave to bitchdom. Whatever she wants you will get right? Wrong boys. The Godfather has the answer. Beer and lots of it. Your job as men is to find out when your significant other is on the RAG and plan your beer purchases accordingly to her bitch schedule. When PMS comes, you need to be armed with bottles of your favorite beer. The more you drink, the less you hear her nagging. It works. If you decide to remain sober you are kidding yourselves because there aint a damn pair of earplugs on the planet that will withstand the sound of a bitchy woman. Oil your palms too because as you drink they become more and more desirable. The bottom line is, as men we have rights even in the times of PMS we can rise up and take control but we need help from uncle Yeast, Malt, Barley and Hops to help us. Good luck men and for the women out there to us men PMS really stands for...Please More Suds!